Thursday, January 29, 2015

No Journal-

 Fun TS questions.






  1. A graduate applying for pilot training with a major airline was asked what he would do if, after a long-haul flight to Sydney, he met the captain wearing a dress in the hotel bar. What would you do?

  1. A man built a rectangular house, each side having a southern view. He spotted a bear. What colour was the bear?
  1. If you were alone in a deserted house at night, and there was an oil lamp, a candle and firewood and you only have one match, which would you light first?
  1. What can you put in a wooden box that would make it lighter? The more of them you put in the lighter it becomes, yet the box stays empty.
  1. Which side of a cat contains the most hair?
  1. The 60th and 62nd British Prime Ministers of the UK had the same mother and father, but were not brothers. How do you account for this?
  1. How many birthdays does a typical woman have? Why can't a man living in Canterbury be buried west of the River Stour?
  1. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
  1. If you drove a coach leaving Canterbury with 35 passengers, dropped off 6 and picked up 2 at Faversham, picked up 9 more at Sittingbourne, dropped off 3 at Chatham, and then drove on to arrive in London 40 minutes later, what colour are the driver's eyes? 
  2.  
  3. A woman lives on the tenth floor of a block of flats. Every morning she takes the lift down to the ground floor and goes to work. In the evening, she gets into the lift, and, if there is someone else in the lift she goes back to her floor directly. Otherwise, she goes to the eighth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to her flat. How do you explain this?
  1. A window cleaner is cleaning the windows on the 25th floor of a skyscraper, when he slips and falls. He is not wearing a safety harness and nothing slows his fall, yet he suffered no injuries. Explain.

  1. The Zorganian Republic has some very strange customs. Couples only wish to have female children as only females can inherit the family's wealth, so if they have a male child they keep having more children until they have a girl. If they have a girl, they stop having children. What is the ratio of girls to boys in Zorgania?
  1. John's mother has 3 children, one is named April, one is named May. What is the third one named?
  1. You are running in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
  1. In the same race, if you overtake the last person, then you are in what position?
  1. Using just ONE straight cut, how can you cut a rectangular cake into two equal parts when a rectangular piece has already been removed from it?
  1. A man and his son were in a car crash. The father was killed and the son was taken to hospital with serious injuries. The examining doctor exclaims: "But, this is my son!".
    How can this be?
  1. You have to choose between three rooms.
    The first is full of raging fires
    The second is full of tigers that haven’t eaten in 3 years.
    The third is full of assassins with loaded machine guns.
    Which room should you choose?
  2. Name three consecutive days in English without using the words Tuesday, Thursday, or Saturday
  1. What's unusual about this paragraph? Just how quickly you can find out what is so funny about it. It looks fairly ordinary and plain that you might think nothing is wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly curious though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you could just find out. 

  2.   A businessman had just turned off the lights in the store when a man appeared and demanded money. The owner opened a cash register. The contents of the cash register were scooped up and the man sped away. A member of the police force was notified promptly.
               

Monday, January 26, 2015

Thinking Skills, Cont.


1.  List of Proverbs, quick.

2.  Pick one.

3.  Explain why it means what it means.

4.  Going over the last poem.

4.5.  List of thinking skills.

5.  A new poem to think about and start to discuss in class, for HW.

New Poem-

'No worst, there is none. Pitched past pitch of grief.'

By Gerard Manley Hopkins
 
No worst, there is none. Pitched past pitch of grief,
More pangs will, schooled at forepangs, wilder wring.
Comforter, where, where is your comforting?
Mary, mother of us, where is your relief?
My cries heave, herds-long; huddle in a main, a chief
Woe, wórld-sorrow; on an áge-old anvil wince and sing —
Then lull, then leave off. Fury had shrieked 'No ling-
ering! Let me be fell: force I must be brief."'

    O the mind, mind has mountains; cliffs of fall
Frightful, sheer, no-man-fathomed. Hold them cheap
May who ne'er hung there. Nor does long our small
Durance deal with that steep or deep. Here! creep,
Wretch, under a comfort serves in a whirlwind: all
Life death does end and each day dies with sleep. 
What's the theme and why?

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Thinking Skills

Thinking Skills/Reading Skills

1.  For our Journal-,

Pair with a partner, read the poem, then annotate the poem, then explain what the theme of the poem is using evidence from the poem to make your case.

2.  Annotation and Reading.

2.5.  Practice poem?

Fame is a bee. (1788)

By Emily Dickinson
Fame is a bee.
It has a song—
It has a sting—
Ah, too, it has a wing.


3.  Thinking Skills List-  Define for HW

4.  Poem Work-  A new poem, annotated, plus what we did in the journal for HW.



“Hope” is the thing with feathers - (314)

By Emily Dickinson
“Hope” is the thing with feathers -
That perches in the soul -
And sings the tune without the words -
And never stops - at all -

And sweetest - in the Gale - is heard -
And sore must be the storm -
That could abash the little Bird
That kept so many warm -

I’ve heard it in the chillest land -
And on the strangest Sea -
Yet - never - in Extremity,
It asked a crumb - of me.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Welcome

1.  Welcome and basic intro stuff including a brief discussion/overview/syllabus.

2.  Diagnostic-  See Below.

3. Outside Reading Assignments-

You'll read 3 books this semester from the following list.  If you don't see any you like, suggest one and we'll discuss it.  I'm telling you now so you can get started.  Books are available most anywhere, except for the college book store.  Use Amazon or Bookman's.

We'll have craft essays/theme essays about these book and we'll discuss them more later.




Cherry Orchard    Tartuffe   Uncle Tom's Cabin   Illiad   Iliad: Poem of Force
  
Real Women Have Curves           Zoot Suit     1984
 
Memoirs of a Geisha    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
 
Invisible Man   Pride and Prejudice   Slaughter House 5    To Kill A Mockingbird
 
In Cold Blood   Huck Finn    Moby Dick   Geography 3   Life Studies   Ariel
 
Crying of Lot 49   All The King's Men    Red Badge of Courage
 
Catcher in the Rye   Of Mice and Men      Great Gatsby       Old Man and the Sea
 
Things Fall Apart    Lord of the Flies    Catch 22        Things They Carried
 
Lolita        Bless Me Ultima          The Sun also Rises
 
The Bell Jar  100 Years of Solitude    20 Love Poems and a Song of Despair
 
Ceremony        Lamara Villa             The Alchemist
 
Life of Pi          The Kite Runner         A Wild Sheep Chase      1000 Splendid Suns
 
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas            On The Road     Howl
 
Captain Corelli's Mandolin          The Stranger         Monkey
 
Also, feel free to suggest a book you are interested in and we'll discuss it.


Diagnostic-

Have you ever heard the saying "Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?"

Write a response where you:  1.  Explain WHAT this means and
                                             2.  WHY it means what you think it means.

Your topic sentence, if you like, can be something like-  "When people say that "those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" they mean that...

After you identify what it means, please explain to me WHY it means that.  You should be referring back to the words and quoting them in your response.